Lousiana Freebies

Today is a good day for freebies, especially food freebies featuring the cuisine of the bayou! 1. Cousin A emails me saying that a Treme truck (for the HBO series) is parked beside Bryant Park, giving away "free New Orleans food and downloads of the first two episodes." And she took pics:

A close up of her "delicious king cake" which looks appropriately covered in green and purple sugar. Yum! But I was down in Union Square, sampling alligator, swamp rabbit, and mallard duck at the History Channel's "Swamp People" food freebie!

Tasted like chicken....

Waffle Freebie

Sorry I just found out about this a tad late for most of you, but the Wafels and Dinges truck is giving out free Belgian waffles to anyone at 52nd Street between 6th and 7th Avenues if you are wearing red, black, and yellow.

Go out there and get your free waffles!

Sorry!!!

I am so sorry I've been a slacker on posting. I am in a show and it's taking up all my time.

I actually celebrated Macaron Day 2011 with friends, scoring freebie macarons all over the city. It was awesome - yay, Macaron Day!

Sorry I am not posting well. I will step back in and continue this in mid-April, but for now I have to focus on the show.

Speaking of which, please come to see me in HMS Pinafore! Here's the link:

www.bht.org

In-Store Event 101

Lifestyle event guru pal, C, informed me about the Cole Haan event mentioned earlier on this blog, and last night we attended at Rockefeller Center.

It was simple, yet perfectly executed in-store event fun.

1) Great staff/customer ratio. When you showed up, people greeted you and offered champagne or pellegrino. The store never felt overcrowded, nor was there the awful crush to get any form of drink/food you sometimes have at such events.

2) Simple treats done well. They were featuring their new spring color palette, which is kelly green, bright yellow, and black. In keeping with that combo, they had yummy mini-cupcakes, decked out with white chocolate disks that had the colors brushed on top. Here is a pic of two, side by side:

3) An enticing in-store deal: 25% off all purchases. C needed a new wallet and bought a very chic one.

Thanks C and Cole Haan, for showing us how it's done!

Scoop in-store event

Although I'll be in Arizona, I thought I should post that Scoop in SoHo is hosting a book signing next week: Tuesday, March 15th from 7-9pm

Free cocktails!

Shopping Freebie

Every now and then, Ann Taylor does this thing I love where they mark a bunch of end-of-season stuff waaaaay cheap. It's a great way to stock up on work basics, especially if you can pack everything away for later seasons.

Yesterday, I scored a lovely basic pair of their Signature Fit pants in a light grey wool (this is the closest photo I could find, but they are actually even lighter):And also an awesome grey long sweater trimmed with grosgrain ribbon. Very much like this, except the ribbon isn't ruffled on mine:Both items cost...wait for it... $19.98 each! They are relatively well-crafted wool pieces in basic colors, all for under $40 total. Yay!

But my freebie joy kicked in when I got home, took my clothes out of the bag, and saw that the salesperson had also given me this reuseable canvas tote:
Fairly cute and inoffensive, no? I will definitely use it to carry spare shoes, groceries, etc...

Thanks for the swag Ann Taylor!

Freebie Slacker

Due to a busier than usual schedule, I've been robbed of my time for freebie events! I actually turned down a VIP art show last weekend - Agony!



Things will improve slightly this Thursday, as pal C and I plan to hit the Cole Haan spring event:



It's happening nationwide, so find a Cole Haan store near you and get some shoes!

2011 Oscars: Worst Dressed

There were some not-so-great looks at the Oscars too. I'm going to zip by Helena Bonham Carter because she kind of rocks her crazy styles, and Sharon Stone because she's just depressing. Also, how does she keep getting invited to the Oscars anyway?

1) Scarlett Johansson. This prune/plum contrasting lace/kinda see-through/kinda shiny/backless/sleeveless/with a train(!) monstrosity was just not cool in my book. It was "old" in all the wrong ways, like a granny doily, and somehow also really cheap-looking, like crappy lingerie, in other ways.

2) Michelle Williams. Yeah, we get it. You are a serene pixie who is an Actor and not won over by the poufs and gowns of less discerning actresses (note the lower case "a"). I'm sorry, but Gwyneth Paltrow already went through this phase a decade ago, and she pulled off this kind of dress a lot better. Blah.

3) Melissa Leo. She is crazy onstage and off! This dress is bananas. I don't like the collar, don't like the shoulder pads, hate the gold underlining beneath the crocheted lace. Oh, and I hate the hairstyle! And the center slit on the skirt! Basically, I just hate it all.

4) Marisa Tomei. Marisa Tomei is so gorgeous. And this look is not without redeeming features: She looks great in navy, awesome earrings, and flattering hair and makeup. But the vintage dress looks vintage in all the worst ways: bustline strangely high and too big, waistline high and very defined, pelvis area looking protruding and globe like thanks to vintage shape silhouette, and (worst of all) tulle on bottom faded and substantially different shade than the satin.

5) Colin Firth's wife, Livia. I'm so sorry because she isn't a movie star so it's not completely fair to criticize her fashion. That said, she is married to a nominee and would certainly be photographed. The weird tulle train on this dress is ugly, and so is the droopy bustline. The color is blah, and I don't really like the seaming on the front of the dress either. :(

6) Reese Witherspoon. This was the one that I got the most worked up over. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!?!?! Cousin A pegged this as a retro-Barbie look, which I'll give her, but I thought of a more recent cultural reference... ...Remember on 90210 when Kelly and Brenda wore the same dress to the formal where Brenda ended up sleeping with Dylan for the first time? I do:

Reese Witherspoon totally stole the look!! Yuck. I hated this, and the high ponytail hair is worse than even Jennie Garth's french twist ponytail with tendrils as seen above.

7) Jennifer Hudson. It's so depressing that she lost all that weight and picked this dress to showcase it. I hate the tomato color. I really am uncomfortable with the arrangement of her cleavage. And it's all just kind of boring/trying too hard.

8) Florence Welsh. I recognize that she rocks the "thrift store couture" look frequently, and she could get points for less traditional shapes, but ultimately this is just ugly. What a zero color, and skirts like that were cringeworthy even back in 1977. The hair is a cool color, but she can't rely only on her hair to carry her through this mess.

Oscars: Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway sported a variety of styles at the Oscars, with great range of success. Here are my thoughts (and lest anyone be led astray unfairly, I will say for the record that I'm not really much of a Hathaway fan, but my rancor has abated since I saw her in Twelfth Night in Central Park last summer, and she was actually rather good). All of her dresses styled by Rachel Zoe, btw.



1) Red Carpet Red Vintage Valentino. I'm kind of over the use of vintage just for the sake of vintage. I don't even think this really looks like vintage. Oh wait - it's from 2002! How does that constitute "vintage" anyway!?!? Onto this specific dress: My cousin A says it looked like a comforter was attached to her gown. I agree. Blech. Didn't love the color on her and that is kind of a busted bustle. I will also state, as a point of interest/lucid anger that apparently Tiffany & Co. paid Hathaway $750,000 to wear jewelry at the Oscars!!!! Are you kidding me?!?! It's not enough to get the bling for free anymore? Suddenly, I hate this understated necklace.

2) White Givenchy. Yayayayayay! This is much better than the red, above. The color looks lovely on her, and the bodice beading is really gorgeous and interesting too. And it looked great when she moved, AND from the side (wish I could say the same for Kidman's origami dress!).

3) Red Versace. This is the red dress she should've walked the red carpet in. This makes her look far more "sexy" (vs. pretty or beautiful) than she's possibly ever looked before. It reminds me of the Princess Leia "slave" outfit in only good ways. I really like this tone of red on her, and the designs in the beadwork are perfect for her proportions. As I recall it looked a tad too lifty in the chestal region when it was on TV, but this photo looks perfectly fitted.

4) Vivienne Westwood. Gack. Hated this one, and this is one flattering photo. Interestingly enough, this is the hardest one to find online. The hairpiece (definitely not her real hair!) was a horrid crown of fake hair that looked too tight and weird. The dress did not fit her well on top, and the fabric was strangely offputting. Also this is another strongly emphasized Tiffany & Co necklace, so I feel certain that she was wearing the whole ensemble with the knowledge that every 15 minutes of the Oscars netted her another $100K from Tiffanys. Grr...5) Electric blue Armani Prive. This gown is interesting and the color is fresh and bright. I keep going back and forth on the intense shine of it. I didn't love it, but I give props for the brave wearing of something pretty weird.


6) Oscar de la Renta. Standing still, this was my favorite look. I loved the easy hair with the asymmetrical neckline. The color looked great on her, and the beading was fancy and cool...

...Then, THIS happened:Franco's face in the pic pretty much says it all.

7) Final Tom Ford look. I didn't love this. It was strangely "naked" looking in a creepy way.